dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

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nirvanic-dreamer:

⁎⋆☾*⋆☥.。✧⋆:☼:⋆✧。.☥⋆*☽⋆⁎

(Source: the-gypsy-queen, via victoriashaunting)

Timestamp: 1398270755

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

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aduhm:

ionahi:

THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP

your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl

Last comment, yes!

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Timestamp: 1398110487

aduhm:

ionahi:

THIS IS HOW I KNOW I AM MARRYING THE RIGHT MAN OMFG HE CAME HOME AND JUST GAVE THIS TO ME AND I AM CRYING BC HE KNOWS ME SO WELL OMG SOMEBODY HELP

your man just got away with getting you a 4 dollar gift. I want you to love yourself gurl

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Timestamp: 1398110470

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

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(Source: jpgirls, via s-ighhhh)

Timestamp: 1398110355

happiest:

tumblr is the website where you find people hotter than you

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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